Valentines Day Funny Jokes 2019 /Cute Jokes : As valentines day is coming soon, most of the couples are still busy in planning for their loving ones. It’s a great day for lovers It’s Valentines Day! Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll laugh at these funny Valentine’s Day jokes. Make your sweetheart giggle this Valentines Day with our love-inspired joke collection.
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Valentines Day Funny Jokes 2019 /Cute Jokes
@Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.” Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
@What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!
@What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you!” Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love.
@What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
@What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid!
@What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!
@What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? “I’m sweet on you!”
@What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.”
@What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche!
@What did one pickle say to the other? “You mean a great dill to me.
@” Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.