Valentines Day 2017 Husband Wife Jokes (वैलेंटाइन्स डे हुसबंद वाइफ hindi funny जोक्स ) :- Some peoples likes jokes on the Valentines day. Valentines Day is celebrated on 14 February. Valentines day is precious for every person. every one celebrates it to own ways. Here we are presenting the funny ways to celebrate Valentines Day as Laugh is good for health. Everyone should laugh and be happy always.
here we have few Valentines Day 2017 Husband Wife Jokes to make you laugh and enjoy the celebration of Valentines Day and spread laugh all over to cherish life. Cheers!!
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Valentines Day 2017 Husband Wife Jokes
(1) Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe
ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya ?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza
jeete jee hi mil gayi !
(2) Aisi BIWI ko kya kahege jo Sundar
Samajhdar ho, Budhiman ho, Kam bolti
aur apne pati se kabhi na LADTI ho !
(3) Husband : (came from office ) Darling
I’m tired should need a cup of coffee.
Wife: O sure sweetheart! Kitchen is
but plz make its strong and sugar should
be less !
(4) wife to husband: ‘What do you like
most in me,
my pretty face or my sexy body ?’
He looked at her from head to leg and
replied: ‘I like your sense of humor !
(5) In an African Safari,A LION suddenly
bounced on Santa’s wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of
my camera !
Valentine funny jokes :-
(6) A successful man is one,
who makes more money
his wife can spend !
(7) Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai ?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to
ke hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai !
(8) Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe
diya karte they, ab kyun nahi dete ?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi
kya koi chara dalta hai ?
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