Happy Valentines Day 2017 Funny Messages |Hilarious Status & SMS

Get Happy Valentines Day 2017 Funny Messages ,happy valentines day 2017 funny jokes, shayari, quotes for whatsapp facebook status: valentines day is for love birds. Everyone can celebrate the day with pleasure because this day for the love, affection & passion. Celebrate the Valentines day of love with surprises, gifts, outings, shopping, date & many more.

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Happy Valentines Day 2017 Funny Messages

Love is the fart
Of every heart
For when held in
Doth pain thy host
But when let out
Pains others most

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True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you’re in trouble
You can cry on it when you’re in pain
You can embrace it when you’re happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow

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Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You’re the best!

Happy Valentines Day 2017 Funny Messages

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!

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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

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Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

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By a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker

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